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naruto 455: ma perche' alla fine di ogni capitolo mi vie' da urlare "kishimoto, ma vai a zappare la terra porcoddddddddd"? :pazzia:

 

E' incredibile come ogni volta riesca a tirare fuori cazzate peggio di quelle precedenti :rotfl:

Però Naruto pestato a sangue è stata una bella vista :°D

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piu' che altro... e Hinata? che s'e' dimenticato che quella s'e' dichiarata?(oddio, potrebbe anche essere dato che e' ghé per Sasukesasuke)

E' un personaggio secondario quindi qualunque cosa faccia è normale che i personaggi principali restino indifferenti ora che è uscita dalla scena.

Che poi ora che si è dichiarata ha usarito la sua funzione quindi a maggior ragione mi sa che ce la scorderemo :rotfl:

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I samurai :°D

 

Poi è un'impressione solo mia o ultimamente (ultimo anno o giù di lì, forse di più) Kishimoto disegna spesso di merda o inserisce flashback per evitare di ridisegnare le tavole.

Può anche andare a zappare la terra se proprio gli pesa continuare (di merda) Naruto.

E magari può anche farsi aiutare da Tite Kubo già che c'è.

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I samurai :°D

 

Poi è un'impressione solo mia o ultimamente (ultimo anno o giù di lì, forse di più) Kishimoto disegna spesso di merda o inserisce flashback per evitare di ridisegnare le tavole.

Può anche andare a zappare la terra se proprio gli pesa continuare (di merda) Naruto.

E magari può anche farsi aiutare da Tite Kubo già che c'è.

 

bon dai, finche' non consegna gli storyboard come faceva togashi va bene.. :flowers2:

 

ps: gabzillaz doko? :pazzia: che ci stanno vignette di saiXnaru a cui ispirarsi :lolla::fear:

 

ps: gabzillaz doko? :pazzia: che ci stanno vignette di saiXnaru a cui ispirarsi :lolla::fear:

 

ma gabzillaz trolla kishimoto anche senza disegnare :pazzia::lolla:

 

 

 

Chapter 456

 

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- Fodder nin Assasins attack Danzou!

- Danzou does some seals, turns around (fabulous) and spits something.

- Fodder!Nin: O SHIT

- Ok, this is the Sushi no Jutsu.

- Danzou is Hertless, guys. Remember, he is BAD. He kills people when they are down. So does Kakashi. And the nins did try to kill him. And any smart ninja would do this. But Danzou is bad. And mean. And he kills froogies.

- Danzou uses the assasin as a shield. Corpses are handy after all.

- Danzou, there is nothing awesome about killing fodder.

- OMG NARUTO'S EYE IS COVERED. I'm calling it now, Naruto has a Sharingan too.

- Ok, so Naruto is leaving the village without saying anything to the girl that almost died for him. Unless Kishimoto adds it in flashbacks, this kinda makes him look like a douche.

MEANWHILE SAI AND KAKASHI HAVE A MOMENT.

- Kakashi tells Sai to tell Danzou Naruto is being a good boy and not leaving the village. I don't know if Kakashi realizes this, but Danzou is going to the KageCon. Naruto wants to talk to the Raikage. Who is also going to the KageCon. So... yeah...

- Sai is sad because Kakashi doesn't trust him.

- Don't worry, Sai. You are already part of the family. Your test just arrived and you are as crazy as the others.

- Aaaaaaw, Sai, you are so precious.

- Sai is totally in love with Kakashi too. Oh, Kishi.

BACK TO DANZOU THE EVIL

- So, Fodder nin from the Country of NobodyCares make excellent pincushions.

- Danzou wants to control the public, the shadows, your economy, your porn...

- Danzou: MY TIME HAS FINALLY COME.

MEANWHILE IN OBLIGATORY SNOWY LEVEL

- Team Taka is jumping trees. They do love to do that.

- Human GPS Karin detects something ahead.

- Sasuke, showing as much emotion as always.

MEANWHILE BACK IN KONOHA

- Kishimoto does't have time to show Naruto talking to Hinata or Team Naruto teling Sakura they are ditching her to go to GayCamp, but he sure has time to show Konohamaru.

- Kakashi uses Genjutsu. It's super effective!

- ROOT guys are a bunch of perverts. Which is not surprising considering Sai is obssesed with male genitalia.

- Yeah, I know. It's a distraction. Normally I wouldn't complain, however...

- IMPROVED SEXY NO JUTSU OFF-SCREEN? Not fair. Not fair at all.

- Konohamaru is sad because he is not as sexy as Naruto.

- But Naruto praises him because he learned Rasengan. Aaaw Kishi gives us some NaruKono bonding but Naruto doesn't have time to thank Hinata.

- Kakashi can't believe how gay this chapter is.

MEANWHILE IN THE LIBRARY NEXT TO THE HOKAGE MONUMEN... wait, what?

- I love Omoi. I do hope this is not foreshadowing. Omoi is too cool to die. :(

- I love Karui too.

- Samui is srs business.

- Off they go, to see the Wizard Raikage.

- Yamato can build houses out of thin air and he is a living tracking device. Awesome.

- Team Kumo jump some trees. Omoi asks Karui if she is worried about Naruto. Karui is not pleased.

- Team Yamato is going to follow Team Kumo. Hey, guys, aren't you forgetting something? I'll give you a hint: it has pink hair.

- Sakura (who is not in this chapter): Fuck my life. :(

MEANWHILE IN A RANDOM INN.

- The Mizukage molests the Shouta.

- Mizukage likes them young. :iconshotacatplz:

- Ao is jealous. 8D

- So the Mist Village is not Bloody anymore.

- The Mizukage misunderstands things again, threatens to kill Ao.

- I love this woman. 8D

MEANWHILE IN A CAVE.

- Team Gimli talk about the Obligatory Snowy Level, better known as The Land that was never mentioned before Of Iron.

- This village sounds so cool. Three mountains that look like wolves? Snow? Samurai? WHY IS THIS MANGA SET IN KONOHA, KISHI? WHY? T_______T

- No ninjas in the Land of Iron. Instead we have the guys from Jin-Roh.

- I really want a crack fic with Suigetsu and an onsen scene now.

- Sasuke tells mini Juugo to use his Disney Princess Powers and lead the way.

- O HAI GAARA. WHY SO HOT?

- Remember when Gaara was an homicidal psycho? Now people invite him in and offer some tea. How the times change.

- Naruto is surprised the weather changed so fast.

- Yamato tells him to shut up because they are trying to be ninja and not be detected by Team Samui. Yamato, Naruto is wearing orange in the middle of a snowy landscape. The only reason team Kumo didn't detect you is the Giant Plot Shield.

 

Meanwhile, in Konoha, Sakura wonders if things would be easier if she were a boy.

 

 

 

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I samurai :°D

 

Poi è un'impressione solo mia o ultimamente (ultimo anno o giù di lì, forse di più) Kishimoto disegna spesso di merda o inserisce flashback per evitare di ridisegnare le tavole.

Può anche andare a zappare la terra se proprio gli pesa continuare (di merda) Naruto.

E magari può anche farsi aiutare da Tite Kubo già che c'è.

Si ma poi te che cosa leggi?

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I samurai :°D

 

Poi è un'impressione solo mia o ultimamente (ultimo anno o giù di lì, forse di più) Kishimoto disegna spesso di merda o inserisce flashback per evitare di ridisegnare le tavole.

Può anche andare a zappare la terra se proprio gli pesa continuare (di merda) Naruto.

E magari può anche farsi aiutare da Tite Kubo già che c'è.

Si ma poi te che cosa leggi?

 

risparmia tempo per giocare alle visual novel :hitler:

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  • 3 weeks later...

Gabzilla==AWESOME SAUCE

 

Chapter 459

 

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- Cover has lots and lots of chibis. I miss Eyeshield 21 :(

- "Sakura's decision" or "How to troll the Pairing Fans in 10 chapters"

- Oh Danzou, you are so selfless. You'll shoulder the responsability even if you don't want the power. 8D

- Raikage: WTF? This guy has "shady" written all over him and you are gonna make him the Leader of the World?

- Mifune: Ok, ok, who should I choose?

- Raikage: Me, of course! Just look at my abs. I have six packs on my six packs. Also, there are no Kumo nins in Akatsuki. We kill them as soon as we see them painting their nails.

- Mifune: You have anger issues. So, no. Next.

- Raikage: >(

- Mifune: Kazekage is too shouta. Tsuchikage is old and used Akatsuki before. And Mizukage is from the village where Akatsuki was born... and she is a girl. So the only logical conclusion is the guy that screams Evil with every word he says.

- Raikage: NO U

- Ao knows something is wrong and tells Choujiroo to get ready to party.

- HOLY BYAKUGANS BATMAN.

- Seriously, anybody can get a magical eye these days.

MEANWHILE IN KONOHA

- OMG teams that are not Team Kakashi 8D

- O Kiba, why so sexy?

- Excuse me while I squeal all over Team 8.

- Ino is crying. :/

- Chouji consoles her. Kishimoto really is into pairing bait these past few chapters.

- Kiba tells Ino to STFU.

- TENTEN SPEAKS. 8D

- Kiba is all manly and sexy and says this isn't part 1 anymore.

- Aaaw, Shino has a soul <3

- Shino: If Ino is like this, Naruto and Sakura are gonna drown us with the tears.

- Let's leave this to Shikamaru, Kishimoto's favourite.

MEANWHILE IN THE DRAMA TENT

- Sakura is still crying.

- Shizune tells Sai that Sasunaru is the true OTP of this manga.

- Sai agrees, but he cannot accept it because he has the hots for Naruto.

- Sai: We are relying on Naruto too much. Is not like Naruto tells everybody to go make sammiches while he handles the situation.

- Sakura keeps crying.

- Sai feels sadness when he looks at Naruto, because he is the Jacob to his Bella.

- That fire Naruto feels when he thinks about Sasuke? It doesn't come from his guts, Sai. And is not called rage. 8D

- Sai: We have to take matters into our own hands.

- Shikamaru because it couldn't have been Neji or Ino or Lee, it had to be Shikamaru: I agree.

- Shikamaru: We are gonna stop Sasuke and Akatsuki 8D

- Shikamaru wants to know if Team 7 is ok with them killing Sasukito. He is gonna try anyway, so I don't know why he is asking for persmission.

- Shikamaru: Blah blah blah revenge blah blah blah I'm an hypocrite blah blah blah Kishimoto can't get enough of me.

- Sakura has parents?

- Sakura keeps crying. Somebody give her some water before she dehydrates.

- Shikamaru: So, can I kill Sasuke? Pretty please with cherries on top? 8D

- Sakura looks devastated and tells Shikamaru to stop talking. Thank you, Sakura.

MEANWHILE SOMEWHERE NEAR SNOW COUNTRY

- Naruto thinks about Sasuke. Wile in bed. I feel like I've seen this before...

- Naruto wangsts and this is totally not looking like a shounen-ai. I swear.

- Naruto doesn't understand Sasuke anymore.

MEANWHILE IN THE KAGE SUMMIT.

- Taka is outside the building.

- Karin wonders where Zetsu disappear to.

- Sasuke: Heh, just as planned.

- Tobidara and Zetsu plot. Tobidara wants to know if everything is set.

- Tobirada: Let's get this party started.

- Sakura stops crying. This is important.

- Shikamaru wants to talk with Naruto. Sai tells him he is unavailable and if he wants to leave a message.

- Sakura tells Shikamaru she will talk with Naruto.

- If Sakura thinks Naruto will stop trying to get Sasuke back because she asks him to... she has been reading the wrooong manga 8D

- Sakura wants to get it right this time (?)

MEANWHILE AT THE KAGE SUMMIT FULL OF SEXY

- Ao uses Byakugan! It's super effective!

- Ao recognizes the chakra in Danzou's parts. It's from Shisui Uchiha, Itachi's best friend. OMGZWTFZBBQZ THAT'S THE TWIST!

- Ao wants to know what's going on under all those bandages.

- Danzou: Dammit.

- Ok, so Shizui's Sharingan could hypnotize you. Awesome.

- Surprise! Danzou has been controlling Mifune.

- So Ao was the one that discovered that the former Mizukage was being controlled. I really like this guy. Even if he steals eyeballs.

- Raikage: OH NO YOU DIDN'T.

- A WILD NAKED ZETUS APPEARS.

- Zetsu: What's up? 8D

- Everybody: WTF

- Bodyguards: PROTECT THE KAGES FROM THE NAKED BIZARRO.

- Raikage: Damn these plot twists.

- Zetsu: Where in the World is Sasuke Uchiha? 8D

 

Let's play Hide and Seek 8D

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